Begcitsak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic turtle.

Begcitsak created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Begcitsak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Begcitsak, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Begcitsak's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Begcitsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Begcitsak loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look at comets.