Cenlarpweg is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent hippopotamus.

Cenlarpweg created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenlarpweg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cenlarpweg, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Cenlarpweg's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cenlarpweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.