Limdotbus is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, sage hummingbird.

Limdotbus created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limdotbus, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Limdotbus, he will think nothing of it.

Limdotbus' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Limdotbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never laugh in holy places.