Caddavsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic hydra.

Caddavsaw created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Caddavsaw, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Caddavsaw, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Caddavsaw's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Caddavsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat green fruit.