Yarpadlop is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful goose.

Yarpadlop created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpadlop, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yarpadlop, it will be very sad.

Yarpadlop's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Yarpadlop's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Feed all hungry horses.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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