Bomsagstip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish hedgehog.

Bomsagstip created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bomsagstip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bomsagstip, he will not invite you to parties.

Bomsagstip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bomsagstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never mention snakes.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Always obey Bomsagstip's priests.