Buszodpit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless wren.

Buszodpit created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buszodpit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Buszodpit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Buszodpit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Buszodpit's Holy Commandments

1. Buszodpit loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never feed apples to ducks while wearing magenta dresses.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.