Pagdunben is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering bat.

Pagdunben created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Pagdunben, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pagdunben, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pagdunben's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pagdunben's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect six lead sculptures of Pagdunben on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pagdunben.

5. Respect your elders.