Jencemnancip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing owl.

Jencemnancip created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jencemnancip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jencemnancip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jencemnancip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Jencemnancip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three tin sculptures of Jencemnancip on top of important buildings.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Hide if eight cats approach from the south.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.