Gadlistlundod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying tapir.

Gadlistlundod created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadlistlundod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gadlistlundod, she will turn you into a plant.

Gadlistlundod's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gadlistlundod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. You must love Gadlistlundod.

5. Erect four nickel sculptures of Gadlistlundod on top of important buildings.