Sognaknib is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, pitiless fox.

Sognaknib created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sognaknib, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sognaknib, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sognaknib's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sognaknib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Erect three lead sculptures of Sognaknib on top of important buildings.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Never wear skirts.