Cusshenbonk is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate snail.

Cusshenbonk created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusshenbonk, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cusshenbonk, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cusshenbonk's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cusshenbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Cusshenbonk's name in vain.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cusshenbonk.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.