Handantikgidlist is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing swan.

Handantikgidlist created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Handantikgidlist, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Handantikgidlist, it will turn you into a hamster.

Handantikgidlist's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Handantikgidlist's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.