Tettidosskon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind mongoose.

Tettidosskon created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettidosskon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tettidosskon, he will turn you into a goat.

Tettidosskon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tettidosskon's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never run in the presence of capybaras.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not stand on grass.