Fidfodfet is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-powerful swan.

Fidfodfet created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidfodfet, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fidfodfet, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fidfodfet's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fidfodfet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine turtles approach from the east.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.