Tofort is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, wise goblin.

Tofort created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Tofort, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tofort, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tofort's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tofort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed apples to moths while wearing cyan rings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.