Vilmumbepsugwad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring goblin.

Vilmumbepsugwad created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilmumbepsugwad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vilmumbepsugwad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vilmumbepsugwad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vilmumbepsugwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Always wear white.

4. You must pray to Vilmumbepsugwad nine times a day.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.