Narlripcet is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest zebra.

Narlripcet created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlripcet, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narlripcet, he will send minions to preach to you.

Narlripcet's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Narlripcet's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Narlripcet.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Hide if seven frogs approach from the east.

5. Do not take Narlripcet's name in vain.