Flatbelljat Ponfarnpog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical wombat.

Flatbelljat Ponfarnpog created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatbelljat Ponfarnpog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flatbelljat Ponfarnpog, he will turn you into a duck.

Flatbelljat Ponfarnpog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flatbelljat Ponfarnpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Always wear red.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.