Benhomgon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic pigeon.

Benhomgon created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Benhomgon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Benhomgon, it will turn you into a mole.

Benhomgon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Benhomgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never look at asteroids.