Listmobtailyog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong hare.

Listmobtailyog created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listmobtailyog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Listmobtailyog, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Listmobtailyog's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Listmobtailyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.