Naklaglist is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless rhinoceros.

Naklaglist created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naklaglist, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Naklaglist, he will boil you in a big pot.

Naklaglist's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Naklaglist's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Naklaglist loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never talk about fire.