Getjabfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty hedgehog.

Getjabfarn created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Getjabfarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Getjabfarn, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Getjabfarn's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Getjabfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never laugh near shrews.

5. Getjabfarn loves mice, so they must be respected.