Orthadomin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing scorpion.

Orthadomin created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Orthadomin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Orthadomin, it will turn you into a mouse.

Orthadomin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Orthadomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.