Nelldablen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, resourceful swallow.

Nelldablen created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Nelldablen, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nelldablen, it will torture you forever.

Nelldablen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nelldablen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect five titanium sculptures of Nelldablen on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.