Bifponrot is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, irritating skunk.

Bifponrot created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Bifponrot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bifponrot, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bifponrot's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bifponrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about parsnips.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Bifponrot loves geese, so they must be honoured.

5. Never write about stars.