Vagvedflamfit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring hedgehog.

Vagvedflamfit created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Vagvedflamfit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vagvedflamfit, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Vagvedflamfit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vagvedflamfit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vagvedflamfit.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vagvedflamfit.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never bounce near grasshopers.