Appfardussbog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, happy mink.

Appfardussbog created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appfardussbog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Appfardussbog, it will turn you into a frog.

Appfardussbog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Appfardussbog's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appfardussbog.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not kill manatees.