Megnartnat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody coyote.

Megnartnat created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megnartnat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Megnartnat, she will turn you into a goat.

Megnartnat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Megnartnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Megnartnat's name in vain.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Worship no other gods but Megnartnat.