Bomfotpas Wadbellbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, capable duck.

Bomfotpas Wadbellbaf created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomfotpas Wadbellbaf, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bomfotpas Wadbellbaf, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bomfotpas Wadbellbaf's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bomfotpas Wadbellbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Hide if nine turtles approach from the west.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.