Vigcemduss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous chicken.

Vigcemduss created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigcemduss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vigcemduss, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Vigcemduss' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vigcemduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never paint your face indigo.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not eat spinach.