Liptanyestlin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent otter.

Liptanyestlin created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liptanyestlin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Liptanyestlin, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Liptanyestlin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Liptanyestlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Liptanyestlin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.