Guttadgig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking bird.

Guttadgig created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guttadgig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Guttadgig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Guttadgig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Guttadgig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never hurt nematodes.