Bidcamsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful deer.

Bidcamsaw created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidcamsaw, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bidcamsaw, it will turn you into a slug.

Bidcamsaw's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bidcamsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Do not take Bidcamsaw's name in vain.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Always obey Bidcamsaw's priests.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.