Cuddanpang is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless zebra.

Cuddanpang created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuddanpang, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cuddanpang, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cuddanpang's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cuddanpang's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never sit in the presence of ants.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cuddanpang.