Badgephub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody dryad.

Badgephub created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badgephub, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Badgephub, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Badgephub's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Badgephub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always help bats.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never paint your legs green.