Motbunfly is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, staggering goose.

Motbunfly created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motbunfly, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Motbunfly, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Motbunfly's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Motbunfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always obey Motbunfly's priests.

5. Never think about black holes.