Komladgud is a god.

It takes the form of a small, bad-tempered porpoise.

Komladgud created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Komladgud, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Komladgud, it will turn you into a hamster.

Komladgud's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Komladgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hide if eight grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not take Komladgud's name in vain.

5. Never pour water over plants.