Xucrakkik is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, quiet unicorn.

Xucrakkik created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucrakkik, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xucrakkik, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Xucrakkik's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Xucrakkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.