Panglooptar is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced crow.

Panglooptar created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Panglooptar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Panglooptar, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Panglooptar's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Panglooptar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.