Tinyarpsag is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, conceited
chicken.
Tinyarpsag created carbon two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tinyarpsag, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Tinyarpsag, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Tinyarpsag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Tinyarpsag's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Tinyarpsag.
3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
4. Worship no other gods but Tinyarpsag.
5. Never eat green fruit.