Popganlist is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, deceitful
finch.
Popganlist created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Popganlist, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Popganlist, he will turn you into a plant.
Popganlist's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Popganlist's Holy Commandments1. Never run in the presence of geese.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.
3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Always wear violet.