Popganlist is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, deceitful finch.

Popganlist created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popganlist, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Popganlist, he will turn you into a plant.

Popganlist's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Popganlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of geese.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always wear violet.