Shavgigrip Febdotlam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring dragon.

Shavgigrip Febdotlam created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavgigrip Febdotlam, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Shavgigrip Febdotlam, she will turn you into a mole.

Shavgigrip Febdotlam's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Shavgigrip Febdotlam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Shavgigrip Febdotlam loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Run away from blue eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Never eat wheat.