Nargup is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy ferret.

Nargup created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nargup, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nargup, he will laugh at you.

Nargup's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Nargup's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Put Nargup first in all things.