Quafdiddud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, blissful goblin.

Quafdiddud created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafdiddud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quafdiddud, it will turn you into a plant.

Quafdiddud's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Quafdiddud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.