Paswigrut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, cheerful coyote.

Paswigrut created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paswigrut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Paswigrut, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Paswigrut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Paswigrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Hide from purple foxes for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.