Fid is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive
gnu.
Fid created time and space eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Fid, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Fid, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Fid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Fid's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Do not hurt gulls.
4. Never hurt monkeys.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.