Fid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive gnu.

Fid created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fid, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.