Rilarnnill is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, awesome
swan.
Rilarnnill created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rilarnnill, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Rilarnnill, she will curse you with boils.
Rilarnnill's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Rilarnnill's Holy Commandments1. Put Rilarnnill first in all things.
2. Never skip in holy places.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Rilarnnill.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never think about comets.