Narllaknab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish pig.

Narllaknab created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narllaknab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narllaknab, it will cry a lot.

Narllaknab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Narllaknab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always obey Narllaknab's priests.

3. You must never eat onions.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not take Narllaknab's name in vain.