Zimpodhot is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, weak chinchilla.

Zimpodhot created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimpodhot, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zimpodhot, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zimpodhot's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zimpodhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Hide from green tortoises for they are unholy.